Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Craggs: "You need to write a post about how the NCAA is like an antebellum plantation or the horror of concussions in the NFL. Which one do you pick?"

dearest good friend:

One word: Moonlympics.

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

Sochi raised the bar to $51 billion, but wasn't that mostly because $37 billion of that was just loaded up in dump trucks and distributed as political favor?

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

There's no way of knowing.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Listen, I'm not saying this was justifiable, but someone threatened me with a kid once, and those little things are terrifying, what with their teething and nails and inability to use their words...

I totally agree, they should be going to at least the World Cup semifinals every time.

Durant: If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

"I must break you"

"If he dies, he dies."

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Girl Scouts selling cookies. At least that's what the judge told me.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

"Coward."

Rice told the judge he promised to be a bigger man next time, but the NFL immediately suspended him on suspicion of HGH use.

I have THE BIGGEST dick in my house in which only me and my cat reside.