You should probably get that checked out.

But if Somebody is outraged at what a Nobody did, then is there really hope for Anybody?

But is it a very good cat? The world wonders.

Just bear it and grin.

I thought it worked.

To add to that, I’ve read your comment to procrastinate even more.

This is a shravesty of justice.

It’s a joke, but it serves a point: she doesn’t know where her client is, and she’s not willing to say he’s absconded based just on that fact. Legal briefs don’t necessarily have to be a monotonous recitation of facts and assertions; using wit is just another tool to be used to make one’s argument.

What about the numerous uniform violations on the part of Xabi and Vidal?! Absolutely outrageous that the ref allowed them to get away with it.

He should be able to secure a sponsorship deal with Big Lemon, though.

This post is pure gold.

Good cross-promotion, guys:

This isn’t a real picture of her; there’s no blood on her hands.

Wait, didn’t he skip all of last season as well?

You could also go to your local Goodwill, put on a blindfold, choose four pieces of clothing, and put them on.

I prefer wooden statutes, but then again, I am a lawyer.

I got a new job that made more than my old job and my wife’s salary combined (plus bennies, retirement, etc., that I didn’t get with my old job). A year in, and we still live paycheck to paycheck. It depresses me that we increased our spending to match the large bump in income, and I have no idea how we did it,…

I can’t believe Stormy resigned her spot as Miss Washington. Feel like I’ve been stabbed in the back.

If only he had a real leader like Greg Hardy to show him the way.

Alright, it's Friday night, I have no date, a 2 liter bottle of Scotch, and my all mix Rush tape. Let's dance.