*ahem* It is Balancing in Heels, you philistine.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Why is everybody in such a fuhrer over this?

Cards against humanity?

Because their notion of “right” is mechanical, not moral.

I haven’t seen a defending Masters champion drop eight shots in three holes since Tiger Woods back in 2006.

Ugh what a disgusting situation.

Whoa whoa whoa. Chill with the racist language.

Nope. Myspace was glorious( sex hook ups)

I got off Facebook as soon as they did away with requiring a .edu email. That was the end of the fun for the kids. Now my Grandma posts on that site.

I distinctly remember the moment I quit facebook. It had to do with my entire extended family of elders joining and obsessively sending me friend requests and my exes family simultaneously bombarding me with trolly hate posts. Fuck social media, I don’t want to talk to ANY of you people.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

I'm about to have post traumatic stress.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN…

You Sabrematecians are the worst.

+100/100

But at least they are losing the right way.