So next Thursday?

Mom! Don’t you know I’m doing TV! Gawwwwwwddddd.

What’s the big deal, the Globetrotters have been doing this to the Generals for decades...

Lil bud hah...already with the emasculating jokes!

Hellooooo...It’s called a ‘Rat Trick’. This going to be a long day.

why yes we do

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

Do you think these 12 year olds could beat the average-American High School varsity team?

Now this is a story all about how
My knee got flipped turned upside-down...

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

Lets move on to another controversy. What will the NCAA sanctions be against Brooks for referring to himself as a “professional”?

Take a good look, RGIII. LeBron is much better than you, and he’s from here, and this shit is still breaking him. You fucked up man.

EXACTLY. It's 85 in Tucson, and he would be completely drenched. I smell conspiracy - MILLERGHAZI?!? PITTGATE? Wake up sheeple smh

+115,000,000

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

My mom says I’m a catch.

Deep down, us Texas fans are relieved Texas A&M wont skull fuck us on national tv Sunday.

There are so many points of data to look at on this play, but in the end there’s only one that really matters. My bracket.

THE SMOOTHER MANEUVER

If I had to play with Jay Cutler I’d probably lose my mind a little too.