Smart move for the Patriots. Not only does it give them cap space and offensive line help, but the added draft pick should also give the Pats the flexibility to start cheating again.

LeBron James should really stick to subtweeting.

I don’t know if the Thunder have the bench to truly make a run at Golden State or San Antonio in a seven game series, but I think that possibility isn’t quite as distant as it seems.

This has Ewing Theory written all over it. I bet the Sixers go on a 3-15 run now....

There goes their chances of making the playoffs this year.

Obligatory Allison Stokke reference.

Strengthening wrists counts as exercise, right?

Go for the gold!

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

Whatever man get two lady “pole vaulters” to make out in front of him and he’ll spooge further than he can run.

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

God, you’re both insufferable dicks.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

You’ve missed the main story here: Bill Cubit hired his unqualified son as offensive coordinator, and was paying him an obscene amount of money. Cubit and his son were the only coaches fired; the rest can interview with whoever the new coach was. This wasn’t only about “long term stability,” it was about a coach…

“The Falcons coach, one of the coaches, was like, ‘So do you like men?’ It was like the first thing he asked me. It was weird. I was just like, ‘no.’

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

I liked it when you could be born into a helmet and raised by shoulder pads. When boys grew up inside of footballs and then ripped out of the footballs and started throwing footballs through concrete as soon as they emerged. I liked it when people used to get married to whistles during kickoff and they would buy a…

Never seen anything like PJackson? Remind you of Deepak Chopra/Bill Walton, who preach Zen but have no self-awareness?

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.