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Think Bud is a good chaser for HGH?

He hasn’t spent a dime of his NFL salary.

Or because Brendan is in jail because of his confession, and simultaneously fucked Steven Avery. Brendan can actually partly blame himself for where he’s at. Steven got a raw deal.

Pure torture.

They were much better with Brandon Knight

Gtiffey’s HR derby backwards cap look is untouchable. My loser friend couldn’t even ruin that when we played pickup ball as kids. That’s how fucking cool Griffey is.

Despite the fact that concussions can have late onset symptoms hear me out:

Aqib Talib

+1

Chris, come on. As long as Priefer is there, everyone knows you’re going to hate on the Vikings.

Jesus christ

Everyone enjoys a nice stadium fucking.

I mean, my future ex-wife was in the room.

This is where I set the scene. I am a 20 year old sophomore in college watching the 2010 Superbowl with my roommates and some friends. All together about 8 people in the room, and we’re watching the Saints vs Colts superbowl in 2010.

How many snacks is Teddy going to throw this season?

If Kelce pulls that toss on Von after the play, he still gets a holding call or a personal foul. Defense has practically zero rules in the trenches. Good on Kelce not to fuck his team over; let someone else do that.

Yes, yes talk all progressive ya Seahawks. Just don’t try to be funny or talk politics because Deadspin will find you, and they will kill you.

What do you think Gronk will be like in 5 years? I bet deadspin fucking hates him. Love only lasts so long :/

They moved ole Teddy Throws to a majority of shotgun plays when he kept fucking up his drops. Maybe both players need to figure it out, so the offense can be balanced.

Like I need to watch that disaster in a more resolute picture.