Yeah, why don’t you order that, and I’ll have tud-snacks from Teddy tonight.

One time, when the Vikings were drunk, they bought Christian Ponder.

If the NFL won’t suspend Pacman, then I will.

Teddy Twogloves would make this picture look real

I’d tell all those folks sending nasty-grams to take a hike! Right, Barry?

Seriously, what happened to that Dez Bryant video? Shit was supposed to come out 6 months ago.

Don’t be like this Eli Manning.

This game was the tastiest shit-sandwich I’ve ever had.

Only four misses today? Just wait until Blair Walsh gets a crack at these 33 yarders tomorrow night. Ted might need to be throwing snacks from the two all season.

Inflated balls, deflated balls who gives. I bet Tom could complete a pass with one of Miss GA’s breast implants.

I wonder if Sherman made the face.

They dance around the subject because it’s the one injury that could spell the end of the NFL. Broadcasting for the NFL is their job. Naturally they dance around something that could end their livelihood.