The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

This is really just evidence how far Las Vegas has advanced in the past few decades. Back in the day, he would have just killed the reporters.

Drew is 100% Correct.

...Portis revealed his income is $3,500 a month in NFL disability payments...

The same could be said about the entire state of Utah

“What are the odds?! No, seriously, what are the odds?” - Joseph Randle

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Thanks for the input, Molière.

Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

I know he’ll give everything he has to the cancer fight. If there’s one thing the Harts are good at, it’s plowing head-first into things.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

Redick was 20 feet out of his range. No way he makes that.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

Megatron, asked why he was retiring, responded, “I just don’t like the direction Michael Bay is taking with the franchise.”

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Isn’t the amateur development environment judo, karate, or whatever other martial art athletes grow up competing in? (Boxing for Holly Holm, judo for Ronda Rousey, wrestling for most of of the American men, etc)

I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

I tried playing DFS for hockey on one of the sites, but it would only let me Draft Kings. This seems shady, right?