Kick a girl in the face once shame on her. Kick a girl in the face twice a month later, shame on LaGerald.

You spelled Pete MYERS wrong.

Hi my name is Reuben Fischer-Baum. My wife made me hyphenate my last name. I write for a sports website, but I don't really like sports. So I will just write articles complaining about monies that all these sports people's make. Shouldn't we be better using this money to save Wild Dogs from going extinct or something?

Hey Deadspin. Hi!!!! Aren’t you a sports website? Take your political crybaby tax payers dollar complaining asses over to Gawker. Ohhh wait. Sorry.

Where does it say he raped the girl?

Anyone else hope these parents contract AIDS and die for pulling this stunt?

Why do vegetarians constantly try and make things that are meant to be like meat, well like meat? If you're really a vegetarian you don't want to emulate meat at all. Just eat the real meat and stop being so weird. You're gonna die anyways.

I bet Duke is really good at Leisure Suit Larry.

White kids are evilllll

So why does Burke not like the Cardinals? Are they like Anne Frank to him?

If you're Steve Guttenberg, watch this and then take a Pantsless jog through Central Park tomorrow.

Roasting on Twitter is so commonplace it has become meh. Perhaps we take it back to medieval times and start actually roasting people.

Kirk Cousins is Creed

I'm pretty sure Anthony Mason would not have just let Biggie rob him. Mason was a real dude. This was no KG fake tough guy type.

Wait how did the guys in the white car file charges? They are shown on video instigating the whole thing by throwing a drink at the white trash chick. Do they now realize they too will be charged?

Ummmm this is the most fraudulent sammich I have ever seen. Burneko has to be disappointed in this one. Absolute nonsense. I bet my buttered bologna sandwich with American cheese microwaved for 20 seconds, accompanied by a Budweiser, tastes better than this BS “high scale” French sandart. Shame on you Foodspin. I hope…

Am I the only one that thought the video before pressing play looked like it was about to be a porno?

Pennsylvania has little going on? So do tell us what states have soooooo much going on.

Oh fuck you Deadspin. You know he's right Tillman isn't Hall of Fame football material.

So basically Swoopes is old school and her players are pussies. Yeah this is 2016. Can't hurt anyone's feelings.