Now if the UCI could just get some control of those darn cheating Boy Scouts during their Pine Derby races.

Okay so Burneko I made the Baked Egg recipe that you posted for my wife for fucking brunch because it's a total pussy ass brunch like meal. Totally thought I was going to get head from this. Instead I get yelled at and told the thing sucked. It turned out exactly how you said it would in the article. I didn't even end…

That guy has powerful legs. Man I wish I could see his cock.

This has become the cliche response for anyone that wants to let it be know they are tough. Mention the city or hood you are from. That automatically is supposed to let everyone know that you are indeed from a place and because you are from that place you are automatically tough. Go shoot another Meet The Hoopers…

Well you know what they say. “It’s better to be pissed on than pissed off.”

Not that I'm saying the dude isn't wrong here, because he totally is, but this chick totally was flirting back in those texts. She crossed the line of unprofessionalism too and entertained this guys advances. She's not culpable in this, but she certainly isn't some Saint above all either.

1. Monta Ellis knew the play and his teammates didn’t understand a word he told them.

Ahhh im sure this brought back found memories for Monta when he missed all of those contested corner shots for the Mavs.

Seems much better than the usual “sisters hooking up with first cousins and uncles” that typically goes on at the Georgia State Basketball Tournament.

55 million for what? Her nudes were like ehh pretty decent. If she were like Salma Hayek Prime hot would she get more? If she was like Oprah hot would she get less?

What the hell did you do to Kobes right leg in that photo?

Hey Patrick I've seen that shot made in pickup ball about 10000 times. Mehhhhhhh. How bout you suck on my 🍆. Literally. Suck on my eggplant Patrick you bitch ass Caucasian.