My Outlook default has always been Calibri. I didn’t know it was supposed to be Tahoma! That explains all the weird looks I’ve been getting since I started working here...

Also, speaking to the “inspirational quotes” part, one of my former co-workers had an L. Ron Hubbard quote in his signature.

When his boss got wind…

No. Just... no.

Yes, because all white people support Trump, or something equally stupid like that.

Exactly. Unless your kid really really loves baseball then screw that. And little kid baseball ain’t a ticket to the majors.

I’m also gonna confess here that I don’t understand brunch drinking at all. If I’m hungover on a Sunday morning, the last thing I wanna do is go to some packed New York diner and drink boozy tomato juice. Nothing about that strikes me as restorative. Gimme a recliner, a blanket, some Advil and a cup of tea instead.

I did the “All-Star” route when I was in second grade. A bunch of my friends were going to play in an additional league, and I was right around their skill level, so I decided to extend my repertoire beyond Little League.

Oh, oh God. Your username.

Not humiliating enough.

I expected the Philly Phanatic to either be at the top of bottom of this list.

From what I heard, “The Real O’Neals” wasn’t renewed in part because the main character became extremely difficult to work with and was overly demanding.

Didn’t you know? The Russians cloaked Minnesota, so she couldn’t campaign there! (Thanks to CNN for that little bit o’ funny)

Up until this point I was not for or against any part.

She was a terrible candidate and the only reason she got my vote was because the alternative is precisely what we have in place right now.

I’m not making claims that there isn’t gerrymandering involved. I’m saying that she should have known and planned for it.

Except that it continues to give an unfair GOP advantage.

We had more votes.

Putting on his big boy pants, he asked his doctor if it’s okay if he swallow something intended to be spit out, to which his doctor responded, “no problem.”

I honestly don’t expect to learn any “inside” info until someone is on their deathbed with nothing left to lose.

Really not sure how the GPA is relevant.