Elisabeth Moss is an all-in Scientologist, so her opinion on anything should be subject to out of hand dismissal.  I am taking a HARD pass on this one. 

Either it’s a society without women, or a society in which women are rare (the mother character). Either way, hard pass.

There are a lot of liberal Catholics that sorta ignore that fact. It's kinda weird but it's better then nothing

Bless Kim’s heart, but those are dumb sentiments about parenting. If Kanye isn’t pulling his weight now, nothing about adding another kid to the mix is gonna make him change his ways. Also, who the fuck says that about parents of four being the most calm and enlightened?? wtf?

Ali Davis, a sports agent

This flippant tone seems really inappropriate when covering a horrendous invasion of privacy. Revenge porn is a form of sexual assault. This is not a “dick measuring contest” between two men, it’s one man revealing threats of sexual assault made against him by another. I get that Bezos is not a pleasant person, but I…

Very cool. But what if I just want to talk to the bartender about Godzilla? Conundrum. 

Nice marmot.

Yeah, I came down here to say that lots of slave owners probably deep tongue kissed the slaves they raped. But you said it better.

Goddamn, girl.

I don’t know. If you contrast someone making those statements against the person posting gushy facebook updates about how utterly perfect their spouse and marriage is and how in love and #blessed they are... 

You just know Cindy McCain is one of those people who’s constantly sharing the histrionic Facebook posts about how a man was in the same two sections of Target as she was, and at one point the camera from his phone was facing the same general direction as her and her child, and then he was looking at carrots but later …

I wonder if Hayden Panettiere’s situation stems, at least in part, from the severe postpartum depression she suffered after the birth of her daughter. Mood disorders can put a strain on relationships, as well as bonding with a child. Hers went on for a protracted length of time. Maybe it brought more mental health…

By the time I was 16, I’d endured years of: misogynistic tirades from my father who called me a prostitute when I was in second grade (learned a new word that day!); ongoing paranoia from both my parents that I’d have sex despite not knowing what sex was at the time (lower elementary school); bullying at school from…

Also she seems to like ‘em young and dumb

What I think is weird about the Cooke Maroney thing is that some of the gossip sites I read this morning are calling him “mysterious.”

That bachlorette party picture literally looks like every bachlorette party picture I’ve ever been to or seen pictures of.

I have an open seat next to me.  Top off that drink and come sit down. 

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

Yes, because the response isn’t valid unless a old white guy does it. Bernie really needs to go away. He had his chance. Several, actually.