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I came here to comment this! This was my first thought! They all immediately get pregnant and I imagine it must be quite stressful facing all that pressure to instantly conceive! Then I started thinking about the long history of pressure to conceive in the English monarchy and... it’s all so time warp feeling. 

But in reality that’s even more reason to remake it! Give it a second chance!

Holy shit. I yelled out loud when you wrote about him coming through the window. I’m so sorry that it ended up that way. You’re unbelievably strong for being able to keep going. Hoping for ease and lovely things for you going forward. 

I’d watch this movie!

This made me cry at my desk

You’re a beautiful writer. 

This is beautiful.

I met Darcy and Abbi at the 2017 Women’s March in DC and they are both absolutely delightful people!

Yup yup yup! If someone says to me “you look so skinny you should eat!” it’s almost only ever a feeling of pride.

Yeah the “beautiful at any size!” responses are such bullshit. No one is saying she’s not beautiful. In fact, people are probably telling her she’s more beautiful now. We just had that Kardashian video where their compliments were that Kim looked like she’s not eating. That’s still very much considered a good thing.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!

Hell yes! Splurge on the fancy ones!

I love martinis sooo much that I recently caved and started making them myself (and I live alone). I bought myself nice little drink stirrers for my olives too. Live your life!

I’m also in this club! I’m so tired!

I also stayed home sick yesterday and panicked the whole day that everyone was mad at me because of it! Defeats the whole purpose of rest, doesn’t it?

Where are the rest of your stars?

Hot take: Rob McElhenney has always been hot. 

As long as Pratt is last, this is the correct ranking

Then there will be a 50 year old named Cazzie.

“The unnamed donor allegedly texted Finlay that “we should get like half a kilo and pour it over the ABT [American Ballet Theatre] girls and just violate them.”