All that mattered was the feathered hair.

**DEAD** This is what passed for a teen heartthrob in the 80's? Really? Was it all the cocaine which affected everyone’s judgement?

Or he’s a CHILD who is LEARNING about the world.

He’s 14 years old.....

This woman is the exact embodiment of most of my nightmares since about 8th grade.

Oh or this one!

I dunno, this line from his review of a restaurant called Ink is pretty funny

ok she looks amazing

You nailed it! IT42 is US6.

I love the dig Gwyneth gets in there about the Prada dress - it was right after she gave birth and it’s 2-3 times bigger than she would normally wear. So you know it’s like a 6 and she’s secretly calling us all fat.

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!

I’m really confused why everyone is trying to explain the zero reported idea to you.

A coworker and I were talking about a current event that involved rape (I think it was Spring Break and some poor woman was raped on the beach and it was all caught on video) and another coworker, Sam, walks in and was like, “At my school, we only ever had one rape and it was by some rando, so yeah, I guess we were…

So many theological seminaries. Interesting.

A 22-year-old who doesn’t vote and who desperately wishes she was a black woman (specifically from Trinidad for some reason).

I got into a HUGE fight with my husband about his not voting in our last election. I don’t care if all the candidates suck and the game is rigged, blah blah blah. People have fought and died to gain the right to vote and an imperfect democracy is better than none at all (not to mention that complainers are rarely…

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UGHHHHH, I have emails from when I was studying abroad to my ex bf. Reading through them and I just get so grossed out by myself and my willingness to so readily participate in nonsense. I mean I was 20 years old at the time, but christ on a cracker, you’d think we would never see each other again. I was abroad for 2…

There are a lot of Swedish producers out there in the pop scene...my guess is that was more influential. My black ass is more offended by Calvin Harris choosing his stage name because he wanted to sound like he was a black man (which he’s been quoted on).

You think if she used Laquisha Smith, people wouldn’t get offended?