They are actually the first couple where I look at them and think “Yah, I’d pay for that sex tape.”

I can’t discuss the things I’ve seen, otherwise he’ll have me removed and I’ll have to try to get a job as a 6th string over at Christie’s office.

This is legit what I look like right now. Thank you for capturing it.

COMIC SANS

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Double chin by day, ??? by night

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

Nope that’s not real nope. Nope.

I got one of those too! I cut it down and then another appeared. I’m afraid of them and they have all the power in the relationship.

Ah, so Option B then.

Ugh, your trolling is so basic and unimaginative that I can only assume you’re either a) a 13 year old boy b) the mental equivalent of a 13 year old boy. Yawn.

Hard pass.

Of course I had some Hasidic customers who were terrible, but who cares? I’ve also had a ton of Waspy customers that were terrible. This exact attitude of making blanket statements about “them as customers”is what’s wrong here. Hasidics are a lot more visibly different from majority white christian culture than…

WAIT WAIT since when are The Devil Wears Prada and Love Actually bad movies?!?!

We women will listen to you since we’re all just here as decoration for your viewing pleasure, of course!

Mistake #1

I’m a former employee of Famous Footwear, and I was explicitly told the same thing. Also employees had a code name for the Hasidic Jewish people that came in so that they could fight over not helping them.

I was dyyyyying for this look and I was so sad that they didn’t air any comments on it! I imagine they loved it, though, cause how could you not??

Actually salivating

MICHIEL HUISMAN IS MY ACTUAL IDEAL MAN AND I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT.