Regardless, holy shit those abs

The details of the men she dined with really get me, like the fact that one of them grew up watching Boy Meets World. It’s haunting to think of them as normal people, just like me and you, that have been corrupted by desperation and propaganda. Not a perspective often offered when it comes to ISIS fighters.

Wow turkeys are fucking terrifying.

When I read this I yelled out loud “NINETEEN??!”

1. I AM SO EXCITED

Ohmygosh I really staked my reputation on The Golden Compass, too. His Dark Materials is my absolute favorite and I’ve read all of them probably about 20 times each. I convinced everyone to go see it in theatres only for them to have to listen to me wailing “THAT’S NOT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BEEEEE!”

Fun fact: Kahlen Rondot from Cycle 4 (Naima’s season) bartends in Williamsburg now. I spent all night staring at her face trying to figure out how I knew her.

Got an “I was never sure with you” a la 500 Days of Summer about 3 months ago, after 4 years together.

I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS I LOVE KRISTEN BELL AND DAX SHEPARD SO MUCH THAT EVEN THEIR APPLIANCE COMMERCIALS MAKE ME HAPPY

THIS. Now we have smug manboy CEOs being photographed with models. This is great for the advancement of gender equality in SV.