Say what you will about people in the south marrying young, he is remarkably literate for a three year old.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

“Greek defender Sokratis Papastathopoulos” :)

Why would I tell you that? If you were a True Cheers Fan you’d know!

MAYBE IF YOU TYPE HARDER????

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Fuck this is a good question.

What was each candidates’ favorite day of Kristen?

Am I the only one disappointed that Ross didn’t end up with Rachel?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Yeah, he wears the fishing hat the first time he goes out to play, but it’s replaced by a Cubs cap in at least some of the later scenes.

Also: Two of my favorite dudes

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

The best Texans player ever would probably be no higher than 5th on the greatest Oilers ever list.

But of course the prettiest goal was the one goal from Barcelona and not any of the three that Man City scored! They were so lucky to beat Barcelona.

SEE

IDK what it says about him as a football player or a human being but when I think of Andre Johnson my first thought is always the Toys R Us receipts.

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.