(Winds of) Winter is never coming.

Does people even know what facsimile means anymore? God, I feel so old.

My prediction is that GRRM dies years from now without publishing any new novels and on his hard drives they find

While I'm sure Winds will get finished, I definitely don't see Dream of Spring ever being completed. 

Someone, somewhere will complain that this is keeping GRRM from finishing Winds of Winter and I am so here for it.

2 Lord 2 Rings

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Why are they riding horses?!

Even in my mid- to upper-mid-class neighborhoods, it seems to vary wildly by establishment within a 10 block area. Not sure why.

Oh man, I’d feel bad for the world if there was more than one of me running around. Rest assured, I almost never have cash so I think it’s safe to assume we are not the same person.

the first step is admitting you have a problem.

I’m sorry, I guess I’m part of the problem on the out of the way strip mall Starbucks locations. I know I’m obligated to tip at a restaurant because of our garbage tip system here in the States (customers directly providing the salary for the employees and not their actual employer) but I DESPISE tip lines and tip…