Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

- Saltwater Crocodile

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

It’s cool, they’ve got the Astros’ password.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

One time in college, I was walking to the shuttle stop so I could get across campus. There was a pond to the left of the sidewalk, Greek court to the right, and in the middle of this fucking sidewalk was this asshole shit goose. I get closer thinking it’ll move. Hell no. It spreads its wings, looks at me and fucking…

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My tombstone will read: “Dez caught that ball.”

In a home where language like that is not tolerated, mister.

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

#NeverForget

Agreed. Moved from NY to FL years ago. Lovebugs were a new thing to me. Many a white short and pant have been ruined by sitting on those things. I do believe they only come out 2 months of the year but still, not a fan.

Are you looking for an explanation or just hard of hearing? I can go all DREW MAGARY IF THAT HELPS.

On the show, Dragonbinder is Euron’s dick.

A lot of people will tell you that is a crocodile.

Years ago me and a buddy smuggled ALOT of Valium back from Mexico which started a six month period that I cannot remember clearly considering I was also drinking a 12 pack a night. One night sticks in my memory: I was high as a kite on pills and Jack and decided to heat up some leftover Dominos so I put the oven on…

Does flip cup count? We play flip cup once a month.

How does the snake get in to Steven Adams pants, because clearly, a snake would never willingly venture into someone’s pants, without being invited.

That's cute how you have opinions on subjects about which you know nothing. Enjoy your minimum wage job!

You obviously didn't read the article. He's pretty anti-propane.