Alternate Headline: Shocking News - Donald Sterling does another shitty, shit, shit.

This is still better.

No, they just told your mom to stay out of the locker room and wait for the players at the hotel bar like all the other slam trash.

Brando has what plants crave

"Dad?"

This article is literally the most positive thing I've read about Perk in at least three years.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

Not to be outdone, the Georgia Tech football team sent a letter of intent to Tara the Life-Saving Cat because the Yellow Jackets need help to stop getting mauled by the Dawgs.

Recruit: (attends Rice)

That's his exterminator

Historical Nuggets:

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

Say what you want about Facebook, it's a great birthday calendar for my casual acquaintances.

I don't understand how Baylor could work for that man for 22 years and not know he shouldn't take a picture next to a black guy.

Shaquille,

Crocs with socks get you mad lay.

Crocs are good kids' shoes. You can slip them on without socks and they don't bang they're toes on stuff like sandals or flip flops. Parent pro-tip. This guy's doing it right.

What if BloggyMcBlogBlog is Alton Brown IRL tho??

whitehouse.com for 90% of high schoolers in the 90s.

Alarming bit of information? You PC pencil cocks will never get it... I'm not religious but I know right from wrong. Maybe he does too. Who cares if he is Christian you dipshits? If he were devout Muslim you skinny-jean dorks wouldn't utter a negative syllable. Raging fucking hypocrites. and chicken shit cowards.