Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.
What's your favorite cereal? DO NOT SAY MILK AND HONEY ORIGINAL CAFE MIX.
Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.
"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman
The worst.
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.
Durant: Okay now stand directly behind me. Perfect.
I remember a similar story about Tim Tebow. Someone at a Denver game a few years back slipped and fell in the stairwell and looked like they hurt their ankle, so Tim ran to one of the concession stands and tossed him a bag of ice which went way over the guy's head. The 2nd bag of ice landed 5 feet in front of the guy.…
Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?
If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.
Your first two, 100% correct. But FUCK Day Light Savings. Not changing the clocks is the one thing AZ does right.
NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.
However embarrassing it looks, I bet it'll recede after a while.
good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)
"Mommy, why is daddy sitting like that?"
Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.
Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry
"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."