The Dairy Queen line is over ten years old? Good lord.

Bill Worrell is who I hope I am when I'm 70. I wish I had stories of me going out drinking and smoking cigars with him, but the closest I've come to talking to him is while using the urinal.

"Somebody opened up the exit door and Rivers fell out the back" is a great call.

Big shout out to Martin Gortat for becoming the only player ever on a Greg Oden poster.

Just spotted Pete Carroll with 12 items in the 10 items or less line.

Wait, I think we're talking about different Kobe's. The one I'm thinking of is retired and is the GM of the Washington Bullets. That must be the source of confusion.

"Ah, that's cute ... NOW, KICK IT BACK OUTSIDE! I'M OPEN!"

fuck kaepernick

Somebody please tell him that the bicep kiss wan't cool the first time he did it, and still isn't cool the following 100 times either.

I can't believe it's Rocca who irrationally votes for Hideo, yet it's Le Batard who gets Nomo vote ...

So how many years in a row do I have to win my fantasy baseball league before I get a hall of fame vote?

Maybe Tony was behind that Condiments, Ranked article on Foodspin.

I wish AIM still existed.

Tom Glavine pitched to Barry Bonds a couple times. Disgraceful to elect someone who associated with known PED users.

"The murder weapon, a .38 caliber revolver, was later found in the trunk of a Bristol woman".

Policeman: Do you know why I pulled you over, son?

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

That's a bad sales job. Say what you will about Urban Meyer, but at least he sold out before he left Florida.

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.