It's safe to say his soul wasn't in this one, Phil.

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

If this happens, will it put an end to all those fucking wristbands?

Or, "yes I was drunk but that doesn't mean they didn't need an ass kicking"

Vertical video? Bro deserved what he got.

Ive gotten so many hate tweets because Mom's a bama fan, #gohawksmotherfuckers

Only while punting a football, Ray.

Quick question: Are you allowed to drink beer during Drynuary?

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

John Boehner: Packers fan

White people are fucking crazy.

One half of all Alabama fans: [shakes head] Man them dang boys done fucked a pig in that Suguh Bowl y'all.

This is insane.

No, you're thinking of 2 Guns starring Mark Wahlberg.

I'm behind Chass 100%. Hell, I know I'd never vote Biggio in the Hall if it were me who saw Craig teaching his five-year-old daughter to ride a bike on the sidewalk. It's not a goddamn sidebike, Craig.

That's the stupidest thing I've read all year. Good job.

True, but after seeing terrible things like that, maybe dying doing what you love at a great football game isn't a bad way to go. RIP

Martin also snapped one of the iconic images from the insane finish at the Iron Bowl.

He was obviously misquoted from the press conference after Sunday's game: "I'm not Jay. I really like winnin'."