Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Is this why Taco Bell employees frequently take out both the tomatoes AND the sour cream when I ask for no tomatoes? Guys, I am totally on board with paying a ridiculous sour cream premium. I'm cool with that. Just please give me my sour cream.

<gasp> You mean she eats those horrible, unnatural orange carrots just because she's used them? Along with spliced apples, mutant oranges, and banana clones?

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

I'm trying to understand what you mean. Do you mean they should keep her on life support? Because a lot of us would not want that for ourselves. Bobbi is very young, but she may have expressed her wishes. Letting her life end when she is ready to let go could mean a long, drawn out process of grieving for the family…

When my oldest sister died, it was because doctors didn't know what to do to save her. She just faded. Oct 16, 1983.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

This shit cannot be said enough:

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS. My mother is Irish and I grew up on candy from the United Kingdom and it is SO MUCH BETTER. If this stops the flow of Flake bars, Aero bars, Mars bars and Smarties, I will fucking cut someone.

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

THE HARBINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE