If ever one deserved the title of Crown Prince of Massengill, it is that guy.

"Look how much coconut water from a young coconut!! Very energizing. Very good."

My cousin brought her future mother-in-law shopping. The MIL stated that all strapless dresses were slutty and absolutely insisted that my cousin try on a bunch of dresses that were horrendous. The MIL didn't pay for jack shit for the wedding, so her rude bossiness was absolutely unjustified. My cousin is a saint…

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…