Hell, I expect he’ll win 2024 unless a coup de’tat takes him out first.

It’s a good thing the organization didn’t have to worry about that one. 

Which is something that hasn’t been said by anyone since 2003.

Just take your Pulitzer Prize and get out of here.

Accepting an invitation to Trump’s White House isn’t in and of itself a political statement. Accepting the invitation and then not punching Trump in the face, is.

Ha! And people say Florida is good for nothing. Down here we are single-handedly keeping Monster Jam in business.

I worked briefly at a video store and my manager told us that rewinding tapes is very tough on the VCR’s internal parts and would cause early failure. Ideally your VCR should NEVER rewind (but only go forward). This is why rewinders exist. Wikipedia kind of confirms that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VHS_tape_rewinder

Their stock jumped 200% on his tweet. Somebody made a lot of money. Probably a Trump.

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That he had the presence of mind to look right into the camera and nod as he’s being absolutely ravaged by teammates is the real highlight here. 

My mother-in-law bought me a $100 untuckit shirt for Christmas last year. The fabric is good, stitching is a little sloppy. The pinstripes where the sleeve meets the shoulder don’t line up - which is a bad sign. It is no shorter than my $25 Van Heusen shirts. No longer. No shorter. The difference is that the Van…

Hate the Lakers? Fan of good comedy? I’d get one of those huge wide frames and mount the Kareem jersey side-by-side with a mini poster from Airplane!

SMH

Patriot Act Exposes One Patriot’s Act

I seriously doubt that.

A collection of classic Ford Pintos, Firestone tires, and Takata airbags. Nobody could have predicted this. Nobody.

I’m from Jersey but I’ll take this over Springsteen any day ...

The Sopranos. The Sopranos world also could not possibly end in any sort of clean or satisfying way so it just ... stopped.

I can assure you, whatever is in Winnipeg is going to be a lot nicer than what what we have in Cape Canaveral.

...just how in the prior year he picked Wonder Woman as the most important although I think we can all agree Logan was clearly the better movie.