I’ve been to that exact spot on Staniel Cay and waded in the shallow water with the sharks (it’s a big tourist attraction). The rules are posted on the signs and they tell you repeatedly to keep your fingers out of the water, and to bury your toes in the sand, or else the sharks WILL bite your fingers/toes. This girl…

Look around your office today. What if somebody asked you if there were any red flags about Joe from accounting? or Susie from HR?

I don’t know about you, but every time I hear of a mass casualty event I always enjoy visiting the Onion and reading about it.

When Trump was asked what specific concessions he’s looking for he replied, “Can I have a large popcorn, a diet Coke and, oh, also a box of Milk Duds.”

It’s the home province of both Brent Butt and Dick Assman. That makes it pretty okay in my book.

It seems like only yesterday that his biggest controversy was his missing jacket. The internet can turn on you so quickly.

Sounds like Bird might actually go the way of the dodo.

This one might just end in a Thai.

“Boys, time is almost up!” [brandishes a huge sharp knife]

He has it all wrong. You’re supposed to “get there fast” and “then take it slow” down in Kokomo.

It was probably sometime in 1999, myself and a few friends went to a see some metal bands at a small dirt bar, somewhere in South Florida. We were familiar with the headlining band, but today I can’t remember who it was. That’s because the opener almost-but-not-quite-literally made us shit our pants. What must have…

COTD.

“Hold my beer”

One of Trumps greatest weaknesses is that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, and doesn’t care to know, particularly when it comes to economics. A true genius knows the limits of his expertise.

I’m relatively new to soccer, so I kept wondering if the score reflects how great COL is or how bad POL is.

Joe Namath, who was before my time, so maybe he was in fact cool.

There seems to be much, much less flopping in women’s soccer. It’s been well documented.

Normal folks like us are at risk of becoming the frog in the boiling water. At some point we have to say “This is enough”. Where’s that point? I mean, lets just say they started euthanizing these folks behind closed doors. Do we then just hop in our cars and start driving towards the border with torches and pitchforks?

Owned an 03 Freestyle, the perfect utilitarian wagon. Those last two rows folded totally flat and low, so with that wide stance and tall roofline, you could fit a lot of stuff back there. All with the fuel economy and soft ride of a sedan. That transmission made me swear off CVTs for life though.

Agreed.