Originally it was called “Reducing American Poverty by Promoting Economics and Opportunities for Mobility” but somebody noticed the acronym was a little too on the nose. 

Please just stay away from Hulk Hogan.

The US news media has him believing his tweets carry some special global significance, when in reality China could not care less. History will remember us by our actions, not our tweets.

“Holy Diapers”, a Muppet Babies tribute to Ronnie James Dio.

Could Tesla create a Mexican subsidiary, build cars down there, and ship those cars to China?

So many of these bills are named the precise opposite of what they’ll actually accomplish.

When putting away groceries you should put away the fridge stuff first because it will quickly get to room temperature and could go bad. The frozen stuff will stay frozen or mostly frozen for a long time.

When he made his “transformation” he didn’t have a mask to hide behind like Keaton and Bale, who really just had to change their voices a bit. What a treasure he was. He certainly set the bar that arguably has yet to be matched.  

What’s the stop the NFL from going all-in WWE? By that I mean scripted, pre-determined outcomes? Nothing. Think about this: Players still get paid. Coaches still get paid. Nobody complains. Owners still make money - probably even more when they are convinced that by letting the largest media markets win, they all get…

Well, it was a couple minutes from the beach. He took it to the limit.

Leeroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The SEC was a joke this year. Alabama only played four top 20 ranked teams. Oh, yeah, one of those teams was Auburn and they lost.

My grandfather was in the Air Force and later a commercial pilot for American Airlines and he told me that had seen UFOs in the air a few times, but were never reported. Commercial pilots are (were?) held to VERY STRICT psychological requirements, and if a pilot actually reported such things he would never again be…

I would argue that there is nobody left to be upset. The people who actually cared about either of them stopped watching years ago when their character/story arcs became completely ridiculous.

I’m not entirely sure the administration can do anything to stop the athletes from going. For example, South Korea has pro baseball and basketball leagues with plenty of Americans playing. That doesn’t seem to be a problem for anybody.

If white people could in fact manipulate time and space we would have brought back guitarist Jeff Buckley by now. The fact that he’s still dead is all the proof you need.

Both actually, as we would see they were prepared by one convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Armalite style rifle: 26 dead

He then went back to working on his repeal of Obamacare which would remove mental health coverage for millions of Americans.