You know what I would pay $100 to see? McGregor and Mayweather vs. a 51-year-old Mike Tyson who, I’m willing to bet, could beat ‘em both.

...and we’re lecturing Cuba on human rights.

That’s an investigation I want to see. Screw this Madison Bumgarner crap.

Bear looks visibly upset. Nothing funny about this at all, Mr. Bunny.

Yes, you already said it was a Land Rover. But what do you think the water will do to it?

As Americans, we love ketchup and we love chips, and we put ketchup on fries and tater tots, but somehow BIG CHIP decides that we don’t deserve ketchup chips in the USA.

In soviet Russia the puck shoots you!

Did Hannah Storm have to announce it live on air, moments after it happened, learning of it for the first time from the teleprompter?

Since 9/11 Americans have been afraid of a radical religious extremists infiltrating the US government.

Jake Lloyd’s autograph selling for $200 might be a crime against nature.

Jake Lloyd’s autograph selling for $200 might be a crime against nature.

“Actually I have no concept of time.”

They are keeping Hannah Storm around to continue announce the deaths of their co-workers live on-air.

Neither did we, my friend. Neither did we.

One of those is a cardboard cutout. Try to guess which one.

During the election cycle I figured he didn’t want to show his tax returns in order to mask his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein (who likely has been preparing Trumps personal taxes for years), but at this point I don’t even think anybody would care anymore.

He is neither French, nor has been to Montana. Discuss!

Thousands of years of evolution has made our fingertips extremely sensitive to tactile touch. Touch screens go against all of that. I agree, it’s not about cellphones, it’s about touch screens. We will continue to see the number of accidents rise.

+1. One of the funniest sentences I’ve read at this website. Bravo.

If you sent this video to someone with OCD, a Texas Grand Jury would call it “aggravated assault with a deadly weapon”.

“Nobody will ever make a crossover as ugly as the Nissan Juke”.