Our fingers evolved to allow us to grab and touch things like knobs, switches and buttons. These things were well suited to us. If we were supposed to use gestures we'd all have stumps at the end of our forearms.

Vote: Microsoft Basic Optical Mouse 2.0

Things may be better in 2018 ... or well, at least different.

They're always after his lucky charms.

Memorabilia collectors! Urine for a real treat.

While yes, this story has nothing to do with trucks, it is a story of pretty much the worst driver ever which makes is relevant to Jalopnik at least. I mean, how does somebody accidentally drive into Mexico?

I originally misread the headline as "FIGHT" and found myself hoping there was a shovel involved. Damn you INTERNET! What have you done to me!?

So you pay full price for the game but can only use it if you maintain your subscription to their service. So it's just like Titanfall?

It's amazing what passes for "just fine" these days.

Monoprice has a few different USB wifi adapters for under $10, all with great reviews. That's where I got mine. All the desktops in my house use wifi adapters. It's nice to not have to worry about the location of Ethernet jacks.

Yes, and Lebron is hoping he'll wake up and someone will tell him it all was just a dream.

That, ladies and gentlemen is how you generate interest in a charity game. Next year's game is going to sell out in minutes.

That's what they said 2000 years ago.

I'm trying to think what I would do if I had my four kids in the car with me. IMO, kids strapped into their seats inside that cage of metal is obviously going to be safer than trying to herd them across a busy highway.

When I received the email this morning I tried to end my membership but the Manage Your Prime Membership page won't load. Apparently I'm not the only one trying to end it.

A funny thing happened. I reached out to Kate Upton, and I will go on record saying that there was an opportunity there, and it didn't materialize. Upton said "he reached out to me and I had no interest in pursuing him."

I can't see why San Francisco would even consider this trade. All they have to do is look across the bay to see how terribly it could backfire.

Pontiac

At the end of the day all these players are kids, and being in the public spotlight is hard. Even guys who have spent their entire lives in politics can end up looking like morons from time to time (see NJ Governor Chris Christie, or Toronto Mayer Rob Ford). Or in Rob Ford's case, all the time.