The unconscious thing really crossed the line from ‘red flag’ to ‘sirens blazing’.

Guarantee we see this on HBO soon.

When I was teaching English in Japan I had an adult student who had no interest in being married but was considering finding a husband just because she wanted to recoup all the cash she’d blown on friend’s weddings. She calculated she’d spent about $US10k in the last year alone. That’s really crazy.

There’s a pretty interesting account here by a Malaysian gay man: https://www.ditchthelabel.org/lgbt-world-voices-gay-in-malaysia/

Coming soon to the US government: everything that’s terrible about your job.

She obvs needs to install a walkway so the cat can traverse the room without touching the floor

When my brother used to look like Jesus I called him the Unabomber a lot.

I’m a fatty and I sit like this often, also because my abs are weak and feeble and sitting up straight is a lot of effort. However I sit like that at home on my couch, not in job interviews or when being photographed by the international press. Make a bit of effort, dude.

I’m the opposite, my skin is hella pale but doesn’t really seem it upon first look. Whenever I’ve asked staff for help their first shot has been 3-4 shades too dark. They gaze at me in bewilderment.

Honestly the big spiders aren’t even the ones you have to worry about. It’s the little fuckers that will get you.

They’re such funny little aliens.

Don’t worry about being late, I could talk about this forever.He’s so vicious about it. At least she called him out on his reaction to Angel’s return being fuelled by jealousy, but there are never any real consequences for him and never has to admit to himself that he’s anything but a good guy. And Buffy continues…

Whenever I see an Instagram pic of a girl at a festival in a flowy white dress I wonder if she has any intention of actually seeing any of the bands.

Yes! I later had a Rottweiler who was essentially the world’s sweetest dog who wouldn’t hurt a fly, but just the sight of her would make people think twice about messing with you, which was such a reassuring idea if I ever had to walk her late at night, etc. It sucks that some breeds are so stigmatised but as long as…

They’re actually more lazy than cowardly — they probably would maul an intruder to save my life but not if they had to get out of bed to do it.

When I was a kid our house was burgled, but they clearly came in through my bedroom then met my enormous German Shepherd once they entered the hallway — they got away with some of my things but missed all the real valuables. I love to imagine the moment they realised what a mistake they’d made. My dog was insanely…

I’m Australian and get really grumpy when people start in on the “everything in Australia is trying to kill you” stuff because it contributes to a hysteria about sharks that has led to some state governments culling them or taking other extreme measures to limit their numbers. I have O% doubt that this is more to do…

I think I used to stress more because I thought I should. I’m not in a relationship and don’t really feel that loneliness and frustration that other people seem to, so maybe I’m like asexual-adjacent? Hyposexual? Is that a word?

Yes. And then he liked a reply asking if that meant she got married. Possible dad joke gone horribly wrong?

I’d give it a hard pass