I consider the social media posts and the fuss she made at the concerts to be pretty appalling parenting and a serious violation of not only Rocco’s privacy but his trust. So I guess I’m team no-one in this situation? Or maybe just Team Rocco.

Basically any time a parent comments about their celebrity child’s private life I assume they're a deadbeat.

I have no opinion on the custody dispute itself but the degree to which she took it public was decidedly unchill.

I once threw out my back from excessive coughing. I felt geriatric.

Yep. I used to teach one-0n-one English and basically talked all day. I had a constant cough and was perpetually losing my voice. I once had a coughing fit so bad for a second I genuinely I thought I might die, and it lasted about ten minutes. I was only 27 at the time.

I’m not really into the boots but I’m super into her majestic hair and attitude

Boob job or no boob job she looks great and knows it.

I love music videos about tiny badasses.

Gold.

Those morons. You know when even Andrew Bolt thinks you’re a dickhead then you’re really beyond redemption.

If this was a Netflix show with Louis as consultant it would be the greatest tv show ever made. I don't trust NBC or Zayn to do this right.

It does seem that people have in general become more aware of racial issues, but it’s hard for me to know really, both because I’m white and because I’m in very green inner Melbourne and my area has been very multicultural forever, so maybe I’m not really seeing the worst of what is going on. My instinct though is…

It’s not using the word boomerang on its own that is the problem. We use a lot of indigenous names and words in Australia and it’s generally welcomed by indigenous people, who are desperately trying to preserve traditional languages that are dying out.

Yeah, I’m a vegetarian and I’m still in favour of this ad because, as Cory fucking Bernardi tries to cripple our racial vilification laws, it’s taking a punt that Aussies still support social inclusion. Yeah, it’s cheesy and probably cynical but given the awful climate right now I can't hate it.

This implant-y look. I never noticed she’d had them done til I saw this outfit, usually they look pretty natural.

I'm always in favour of people wearing whatever the fuck they like at any age

I was super excited the first time I got a pair of fancy shoes – also patent leather Mary Janes, and they were white – but I wore them for an hour and then refused to wear them ever again. I go through the same process with formal shoes now.

I’ve never heard about that but assume you’re actually downplaying what a dick he was about it. I love him but I’m not blind to his flaws.

She looked like an incredibly happy person who is awkward about expressing vulnerable emotion to me – do I just feel this way because everyone around me is so awkward?

Given most men run a deficit when it comes to expressing emotion I always find extra guys pretty attractive, especially when they’re like Drake here, who seems to be offering without any entitlement to return.