This past week, I have been watching these unvaccinated morons being interviewed from their hospital beds about how they wish they got the vaccine and I just can’t find even the smallest bit of sympathy for them.

“Ape must not kill ape!”

Right? It’s not the phones that’s the problem, it’s the apps.

Given their unquestioning acceptance of misinformation and outright lies its pretty easy to understand why the MAGA community is a magnet for every grifter and sleazy operation out there.   They bought in to the biggest grifter out there.  

“We’re finally taking back control.”

From the Freedom Phones own privacy policy:

To remind them who’s the boss and who’s the lacky.

Because they don’t really care about the GOP. They just want to increase strife and devisiveness, which weakens the country. So they go after everybody. The GOP is probably a marginally easier target since they put Baron in charge of the cyber.

The wake word is detected by the local hardware on the device. This can be easily shown by disconnecting the WAN line from your router and saying the wake-word. Both Echo devices and Google Home devices will respond telling you that the internet connection is down. Figuring out what was said in a large range of…

Well, the bundle contains all required APKs, Play Store just selects which specific APKs go to particular device to reduce the size (and some Android apps are waaay to big nowadays). The competing app stores if they want to use bundle format will need to update their code to be able to break up bundles into APKs for a…

They whine and cry about how their first amendment rights are being violated by the “left wing media” .... well here ya go, you inbread goat-humping neonazi fuckwits....THIS is what you get when you let any asshat with a computer do whatever the fuck they want!

My initial reaction reading this.

Having watched humanity trip over its own dick and fall flat on its face during this past year, I have no doubt that if aliens invaded half the planet would deny it happening even as our capitols burned to the ground.

Well, yeah...but they don’t work perfectly, so they don’t really work.

That’s what you and I see. But wait till Tucker Carlson reports this.

At this point it’s their choice. My city is constantly posting that they have walk in spots available. If people want to risk their life because of something Tucker Carlson said, whatever at this point.

Pretty sure this idea was already covered in Dune.

It says right in the article that devices of this sort have existed before, but were never this efficient or required power to reach similar efficiencies. If you want to look smart, learn to read.

An artifact of the Texas educational system.  Creating ‘yes men’ voters. 

THE ENTIRE ARTICLE IS SINGLING OUT TEXAS. THAT’S THE TOPIC.