Fox News would like you to know that, in every one of those cases, the cause of death was insufficient patriotism.

WTF is the deal with knowing in advance? There are very, very, VERY few surprises in life guaranteed to be good - finding out the sex of your child at birth is one of them. Hell, maybe the ONLY one.

My wife and I briefly thought about having a gender reveal party where the inside of the cake would be rainbow and we’d announce the gender by saying “WHO THE FUCK CARES, HONESTLY?!” but then the pandemic happened and also even that kind of gender reveal party is a stupid waste of money, so...

Why are people so obsessed with revealing which genitals their child has, and doing so in such spectacular fashion, anyway? Why is this a thing?

I miss the days when Gender Reveal Parties were in the hospital.

I really can’t believe how unbelievably stupid these have gotten (and mostly were from the beginning). People trying to one up strangers on the internet for quite literally pointless likes/hearts/stars.

World's first metal band.  You gonna tell me Knife Wielding Spider God wouldn't sell out stone benches in 10 minutes?  C'mon.

I feel bad for Mike.  He doesn’t deserve to be treated that way.

Lifelong PC user.. Like since my 286/12 in the 80's. Furthest I strayed was OS/2 Warp (dont laugh), and some random distros of Linux for side projects. At the start of the Pandemic I spilled a beer (dont laugh) on my work PC, and the only thing my company had in stock to replace it with was a MacBook Pro. Having few…

The real problem with Apple is that with Jobs and Ive gone it has no soul. It’s not innovating, it’s just chasing dollars with continual revisions of its once great and iconic products that may be more powerful, but have incrementally worse usability with each release. Combine that with “customer service” that’s…

Let’s see....

Trump is also going around claiming we wouldn’t have a vaccine at all if anyone else had been in the White House but him.  As if there was ANYONE who was against producing a vaccine as quickly as humanly possible.

I know you’re joking, but vets go through just as much medical training as human doctors do. While it’s not something I would have thought of, it is an additional way to get the vaccines to more people. Is it really any crazier than getting it at a grocery store?

Might as well pump out some “might” headlines to counter anti-vaccine campaigns.

I like the “survivor” part. How about changing it to, “COVID 19 survivors require more vaccinations than non-survivors”? I’m not a doctor, but I’m sure that’s true.

It’s still an area of active research, though, and reinfection is possible. And many who have survived covid-19 would be at higher risk for serious illness if they were unlikely enough to catch it and become sick again.

So, who wants to take bets on when it gets shut down for being a white supremacist pedophile haven?

When does this go live? There’s some @‘s I desperately want to scoop up..

Knocking down e-ink displays because it plays videos badly is like being upset the newspaper you bought doesn’t come with a headphone jack.

I hate to say it, but we’ll know color e-ink is ready for prime time when Amazon tries to sell me a color Kindle.