If the bars in Dodger Stadium don’t start selling “Negrónis” made with blood orange vermouth and garnished with lemongrass, they’re missing a wonderful marketing opportunity…

No. No, most of us do not. At all.

That’s baseball, Suzyn.

You are correct Bobby. The writer is just a troll looking to stir up a BS Twitter controversy. Then cry when people call her on it. 

How is this homophobic? Agreed ridiculous sight-blocking, but stop being overly sensitive and angry. It is a freaking chicken ad. Not homophobic.

Has anyone thought he might have a mental disability? While I could be dead wrong... That was the first thing that this seemed like to me. His outfit, speed, and mannerisms only solidify that possibility.

I don’t really understand this one. They’re upset that they bunted to break up a no-hitter. But they failed to defend the batter from hitting the ball with his bat and getting on base. Does a no-hitter feel good if you know the opponent didn’t actually try to get a hit?

Yard Goats are wrong here. A four-pitcher no-hitter is not a No-Hitter.

The Yard Goats clearly felt that was a baaaaaaaaad move.

My colleagues are already fed up with me declaring BRAIN SURGERY anytime I’ve been owned, which occurs on an hourly basis.

I haven’t finished the essay yet, I got to the part where Victor was trying to get the info to call Drew’s wife but couldn’t unlock the phone.

You didn’t have to do any of this for The Internet, and I’m sure you know that full well, but I hope writing this helped you in some small way. Glad you’ve made it back (mostly), and hope you continue to get better. This certainly was another reminder for me to treat life better. Godspeed.

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Re: Walking,

White of course he was taken alive. He’s got the complexion for the protection.

That jumped out at me too.

hugged him again

Just fucking call it a draw after 11, 12, whatever. Why go thru this mindblowingly idiotic process that changes the fundamental structure of the game?

Totally agreed. I worked for a Low A minor league team and those games already can draaaaag. Throw in extra innings and it became mind numbing. I never want to see this in the majors, but anything to help speed those lower level games along I’m all for.