Did he leave office?  It’s not a given if you’re impeached that you’ll leave office, see Clinton.

Great. Now I want bibimbap.

The 10x your income number is stupid. If you’re unemployed, you should have nothing saved? Conversely, if I get a much better paying job, I suddenly need to plan to spend more?

Why on earth would we want to be using Facebook’s Instagram in the first place?

Why on earth would we want to be using Facebook’s Instagram in the first place?

TIL people have much bigger living rooms than me.   This would be perfect for my living room.

TIL people have much bigger living rooms than me.   This would be perfect for my living room.

Apple’s slipping here.    In Jobs’ era, they never would have announced a product they couldn’t deliver.  

Apple’s slipping here.    In Jobs’ era, they never would have announced a product they couldn’t deliver.  

It’s a good thing the NFL focused all that attention on the whole kneeling during the anthem thing. /s

Trump literally writes out the “What about” in his what-about-ism argument.

Spanish language announcers have awesome home run calls.

Clearly the man has been smocking too much covfefe.

Ted Danson totally sold it. 

“the Yankees are built solely around the home run because that’s the most valuable at bat according to statistics.”

Switch users on your phone to Guest (or some lightly used Gmail account) before handing it over. On Android, Settings->Users and Accounts->User->Switch User.

And yet, baseball had to extend their netting to the end of the dugouts and built the dugouts with higher railing in newer ballparks.

That’s probably what the ticket says. Doesn’t mean it’s an enforceable contract. My guess is that the tour will settle to get rid of the bad press. It’s win-win. She gets her medical bills covered and they get a gag order.

I’m thinking that if that comes true, you could probably safely bet way more than $5 because the dollar will be about as valuable as a pair of dirty sweatsocks after the nuking of Canada happens. 

OK, here’s the required pendantic response. 1/2 the people are dumber than the median, not the average/mean person. I’m not convinced that the mean and median are all that close in America.  

Slow news day?

It’s as if a bunch of Apple executives sat in a room and bet each other to come up with the most ridiculous looking thing they can talk Apple aficionados into wearing.  

....and a kneeling NFL player.