You are good with the Photoshops!

The term ‘Ride Sharing’ in regards to Uber is convoluted. I’m not sharing the ride, I’m paying for the ride which essentially makes it a taxi.

Brilliant!

I think every car name should have an exclamation mark at the end of it. Think about it:

I like the side profile of the 2015 better.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing because most mirrors are held in place that way (3-point system).

The car she has looks good but that license plate looks mangled ... I guess she has run a few red lights before.

Apparently you don’t know how to read either (I posted the same reply to one of your buddies above):

Apparently you don’t know how to read:

I’ve been posting this from https://www.usa.gov/branches-of-government everywhere for everyone to see and re-learn:

Really?

No, its totally fine you brought a child into this world (as long as that’s what you intended to do).

I think shitstain works well too; it’s really easy to say it because its true and I like being an honest person.

He will still say a million-gallion people attended.

We have to remember our mistakes somehow so they hopefully don’t happen again.

Nice!!

Pinche Plaza Sesamo!!!!!