technocurmudgeon
TechnoCurmudgeon
technocurmudgeon

Worldwide, Android has a 72 percent market share of mobile devices. iOS has a 27 percent market share.

So you’re not an organ donor?

I’ve never used a grilling thermometer, despite having received them as gifts.  I grill based on long experience and a timer.

We have indoor-only furkids. Towels, however you define them, just don’t work with daily and reoccurring pet messes.  Paper towels are the only recourse.

Prior to the it’s-all-about-me-flying, there is this story.

This will work, until the hackers discover it.

  • HDMI Cables - Nope, not the same.

Gee, it must be so terrible to be of the generation(s) raised in an Internet I-must-have-my-phone-to-my-ear-or-fingertips-every-waking-moment. To be so connected to nothing important, yet so detached from life.

Nope. Not for me. I don’t like all-in-one-devices. All too often the different components of an all-in-one-device share sub-components. Something malfunctions in one sub-component often affects all other parts using that sub-component.

Nope. Not for me. I don’t like all-in-one-devices. All too often the different components of an all-in-one-device

I see what you did there. :)

Arco station about a mile from me: $4.65/gallon.

Plant trees, knowing you will never sit in their shade on a sunny day.

Sam’s Club is owned by Walmart.  Nothing more needs to be said.

As a Costco member, Costco gas is cheaper than all the other gas stations. As a Costco Executive member, I get four percent back on all gas purchases.

You’re no fun as a cook.  Blueberry pancakes are a kid’s treat.  Everyone needs to be a kid.

Ah, the easiest method of all is what the experts strongly recommend: don’t share the information at all.  However, if you choose to ignore the advice, cry me a river if you get scammed.

Yosemite is not a state park.  It is a national park.

We have sh*tty water pressure. Then again, it means we can take longer hot showers because it takes just that much more time to empty the hot water tank. :)

“(It emerged victorious with 41% of the vote, demolishing the second favorite—cake—by more than 20%.)“

Consumer Reports estimates we use 2 to 6 gallons of water per minute we rinse our dishes.”