technocurmudgeon
TechnoCurmudgeon
technocurmudgeon

There is no such thing as “state rights.”  Only humans have rights.

You missed the biggest one.

If you post vertically aligned video and images, you are holding your phone incorrectly.

It’s a variation of a Ponzi Scheme. No more; no less.

If you can afford all the costs to actually go to the Super Bowl, you’re not reading Lifehacker for tips.

They’ve gone to slideshows because so many youngins lack reasoning and decision-making skills. Spoon-feeding videos is the only recourse.

As a Christmas gift, I created my own fragrance.

Braking on ice?  Really?  Perhaps the writer needs to get out some.  You know, drive.  On ice.  Then report back.

Can we just quit calling these people “pro-life?”   They are not even close.

The entire hiring process is one big scam. Potential employers want the very best (individual strength) but must be a team player.

It will not matter who Biden nominates. The Republicans won’t confirm his choice in the Senate.

Some day someone will invent a device where you can actually speak with someone remotely and ask if their business is operating that day.

“The best thing you can do to keep ice dams from forming on your roof is to keep gutters and downspouts clear.”

Not good enough. The healthcare industry is on the verge of collapse. Elective healthcare and surgeries are being delayed. Then there are the developing long-term COVID conditions.  And that “natural” immunity just doesn’t work.

The USPS link is merely an order form.  Best you start at the beginning and not the end: 

The USPS link is merely an order form.  Best you start at the beginning and not the end: 

“In fact, I’d have to do my research, but I can’t think of any traffic-related behaviors that merit a summary, public execution.”

Her selfie, combined with the driving violation, should be good enough to prove she is a willfully negligent driver and her insurance company can deny her claim.

How about reviewing quality mittens? All other things being equal, mittens are always warmer than gloves.

How about reviewing quality mittens? All other things being equal, mittens are always warmer than gloves.

Wait a year?  Actually with chip shortages and shipping/supply chain issues, that wait is really two to four years.

We need Weird Al Yankovic right now to come up with a parody: