I’ve noticed that the dickholes who would argue “All he had to do was shut up and cooperate with the cops!!!!” are the same ones who will rant and rave for an hour about the asshole cop who dared to write them a ticket for talking on a cell phone while driving. Not because they WEREN’T on the phone, but because…

DACA has nothing to do with gerrymandering. Gerrymandering is the act of redrawing political districts to achieve certain results. See this example where 60% of electorate is blue, but through redistricting, 60% of the representatives are red.

I think this “apology” is pretty lame. “Public figures pay a different price”? You got loaded and did something unlawful. Non-public figures get prosecuted and fired. Fuck yourself.

Honestly this is what it’s going to take. While I don’t condone violence, it’s going to take white people calling out other white people on this shit. Also this is a classic case of don’t let your million dollar mouth write a check you 2 cent ass can’t cash.

everyone made fun of this but it literally ended up happening IRL ... people take their switch everywhere and pull a karen! (we talk about this in the podcast!)

I don’t know when this freckle on my elbow became kind of flaky and weird, but now that I do know, I probably should get it looked at. Just because I didn’t notice it earlier doesn’t mean it still isn’t a problem to be dealt with.

sure, it’s a little bit generic, though i mean, tetris is just a game about shapes, yeah?

Probably exactly this.

I hope they thought this exact thing would happen and the brought her there with the intention of correcting her and shaming her for her commitment to coonery. She probably thought she’d Spicer it up and the room would be full of his scaredy-cat, pushover types, but this is a room full of Black journalists who are NOT…

As you should be.

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

I’m calling it now: one day that 3d printed look will, itself, be an aesthetic.

And perhaps there could also be a terrible night to have a curse.

If they can fit in a “miserable pile of secrets” line somewhere next season, I will be a very happy girl.

I don’t know, I would have liked it if they broke open a wall and found a perfectly cooked turkey. There’s nothing wrong with a little Wall Turkey.

You could just report on this without the dripping condenscension. It costs Nintendo little to port already released games and I’m glad to see they’re still doing so.

Close marry the PS4, hug the Switch, kill the Xbox.

The production stuff aside (which we’ll never really resolve), once you actually use a Switch you won’t think it’s underpowered anymore. You’re caught up with the fact that it’s not 1080p on a 6" screen, right? Makes zero difference. It’s an absolutely awesome comeback for Nintendo after whatever the Wii U was.

Or you could say its the most powerful handheld on the market. Which it is.

How about the arcade classic Zaxxon (Sega, 1982)