“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Victims also skewed a bit older”

I love no longer needing to turn the key to start my car. Fight me.

Or I could play any NES, SNES game I want on my 3DS. Nintendo made me a fan of their old school offerings by letting me play them using official emulation. I’m kind of used to it now. So fuck them, I’m emulating.

Casting Jones wasn’t that bad a call for what they wanted out of Two-Face. Look at Under Siege, where his villain was practically a cartoon character. The problem was that Two-Face was a supporting character to a guy who sucked all the air out of the room and didn’t leave Jones a single crumb of scenery to chew.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

As a Wii U owner? Remake everything for the Switch. Just do it. The 12 of us won’t mind.

Being that Sm4sh is a perfectly fine game, I’d have no issue with a “port” that includes additional characters, stages, and modes, a la Mario Kart 8.

You getting ahead of the game, we don’t know what they will be presenting and I’m sure Smash is not the only worthwhile thing.

Don’t worry, you’ll find something to complain about regardless.

Same. Mario 3D World and Mario Maker ports would be snapped up by me so damn quickly.

I didn’t skip the Wii U, and loved it because it had some great games, so I’m really looking forward to more ports as well so that I can buy them and then not have to leave the U hooked up to the same TV.

The box at the bottom. It says he finished the campaign, which was around 20 hours.

Nintendo is not the publisher for this title. It was released via Hamster Co.

It’s important to point out that SHS, as the voice of the current administration, does nothing but lie.

I like the reminders.

I don’t think we need to be reminded that the administration doesn’t give a shit about black people, it’s obvious on a day to day basis. No one who cares forgot about this fact.

Yup. Pretty much every time someone says, “The gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage,” my immediate response is, “Nah. We heteros tossed that sanctity in the dumpster and set it on fire a long goddamn time ago. Let folks who aren’t afraid to commit have a go at it; they cannot possibly be worse at it than we are.”

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Burner, please
We’re going off what we have. It’s the internet - comments and takes don’t wait til after closing arguments.
What we have is some very weak sauce - a fucking felony for pushing past someone - against a high profile, outspoken black athlete.
This is what it looks like right now.

Upon further review, if we…