Nothing like throwing the patch from one lane away. I’m sure that’s effective...

Based on the casual way he was throwing cold patch on it between cars, this ain’t his first rodeo.

But what about people with emotional support ocelots?

She doesn’t fly commercial.

I try to stay clear of stupid people who are so brazenly demonstrating their stupidity.

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

White supremacy has been normal since the founding of this country. Time didn’t do anything to normalize it.

Gizmodo exercises an iron fist of control to silence and ostracize any comment that doesn’t align with their message. It’s hard to tear apart something that’s barely got integrity in the first place.

If you’re spending any time on r/all... that’s the wrong way to reddit. I’ve whittled my front page down to subreddits like r/campingandhiking, r/personalfinance, r/nba, etc. It’s a useful tool if you curate it for yourself and I haven’t seen a single trace of r/the_donald all year.

Bah. You want a dangerously slow Mazda?

Beat his ass next time.

Timothy Treadstone, the 29-year-old political consultant who apparently started the campaign, told USA Today that people who claim the campaign is a “protest” or “boycott” are misinformed, because, in fact, it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

Ryan Tannehill will play 15 years in the league and at the end of it we will still have no idea if he sucks or not.

Claiming you will do something and actually doing it are two different things and considering Trump’s tendency towards not exactly being truthful... well, it is quite difficult to know exactly what he will do. Assuming, of course, he actually retains the Presidency and doesn’t end up impeached for doing something…

The problem is that underneath his attack platform, the biggest message he had was that he would help out the rust belt with the jobs that have just flat vanished. Yes, he spent an inordinate amount of time being a massive bigoted buffoon, but underneath it, he had a campaign based on legitimately trying to help out…

The current result of the election is due to rhetoric like this, and half the country telling the other half what they can go do, much like you have.

GTO: “Let’s floor it in our (presumably) high-power, RWD muscle cars on a slick, rain-soaked road with traffic all around us to show off how big our dicks are!”

"except the girl from high school I had been filling full of beers and shots so that I could get some action later. We head to an after party at a bar where I black out and proceed to accidentally grab my friend's wife's boobs"