Saying Pete Carroll isn't a truther is being a Pete Carroll truther.

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

As a bar owner, I can say without a shadow of a doubt, there is no debate, that the best kind of bar is a bar that makes fucking money.

And Deadspinners who make a flippant post or hope to be witty should be ashamed of themselves. So disappointed to see such posts already. Hang in there Eric. So many people you have never met have you in their prayers tonight.

Nick Young has that look we all have eventually...it's the "wow, I thought my dad was Superman, turns out he's just some old dude" look on his face.

Eric Berry, if you didn't know, is the best.

But then the tree wouldn't be named Tom.

Honestly surprised about this mascot. With the games being in Brazil, I'd expect a hairless cat.

"I'm a mixture of all the Brazilian animals. I was born out of the explosion of joy that happened when they announced that Rio would host the Olympic Games. Now, I shall swim into your penis and infect you with Olympic spirit!"

I keep expecting the NFL Films music to start up, followed by the Burger King emerging out of nowhere for the Pick-6.

Leafs Employee 1: Somebody give me a mic check, eh?

I need to rethink my career path. I wouldn't mind getting beer shipped to my house without asking/paying for it and give it a shrug and "yea I guess I'll drink it. I mean, it's there." Instead I'm stuck near the office kitchen where it smells like prison stew.

"These woods over here?"

I wouldn't look down on my phone so much if I respected it more.

What if you have, like, a really big head?

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Oh, so when a black guy does it, tinface is acceptable. OK.

let's just assume that Marshawn Lynch is a person who did this guy a solid.