Why is it always TWINS? What makes two babies more interesting in tabloid world? If I wrote for them I'd say everyone is having sextuplets.

Catholic guilt prevented me from starting until 21, so I figure Jesus owes me some orgasms. But yes, I'm appreciative believe me.

I agree that this is horrific, but would you really not have them tried as adults? They almost killed someone, and not even as like a heat-of-the-moment fight, but as straight up, pre-meditated murder. I wouldn't want this treated any differently than if they'd been 18.

I keep him outside with the car running, just in case. You never know, right?

I thought that too, but if they go with "Otis Sudeikis Wilde" it sounds cooler, and vaguely Roman.

Just add the words "I blame Chad Kroeger" onto any paragraph about something bad. It is usually at least partially correct.

Please quote the "outraged feminism" part of this article.

Fact: I know every single word to that song.

And also not seen.

I'm sorry but it was 'Calculus (you + me = us)'.

So basically this group is perfect for anyone who has ever missed 98°. Which is to say, they have no audience.

I really wanted the video to be a cover of LFO's "Summer Girls."

For some reason this reminds me of the fake boy band that was in TV several years ago. I don't remember the band name, but they had 2 rad songs; 'Calculus (you + me = love)' and 'The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (is getting back your stuff). One can only hope these guys are that good.

Please God, let them have a google alert on their name....please make them show up and answer...

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

"20. You are, scientifically speaking, the least diverse band of all time. What do you have to say for yourselves?"

20. You are, scientifically speaking, the least diverse band of all time. What do you have to say for yourselves?

Why didn't they just call themselves AUTO TUNE TIMES THREE or AT3?

I would like to know why they passed on the band name, "Triple Threat." Was it just too obvious?