My first pregnancy was okay, because of the whole novelty thing. The best thing about my second pregnancy was the knowledge I'd never be pregnant again, well, other than the sweet behbeh, of course.

Re: Why Ellen? Probably because Ellen's not going to be rude and call her out on anything on TV.

I literally hung up the phone from scheduling my annual GYN exam, and then opened my computer and read this story, so..... eeep?

tl;dr: a lot of skinny white chicks

Can we talk about how this model is wearing a long sleeve top? This is the most shocking image out of them all to me. It's like maybe they thought a woman who wasn't falling out of her swimsuit could still be sexy!

Good lighting and Photoshop is the best workout I have ever had.

Apparently you haven't heard, so I'll fill you in: nicotine addiction.

Since I always assume the worst in people, I automatically figured that the senators in question had ties to big tobacco. I like my version of events better.

"There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women."

Every time this comes up, I'm forced to unearth the link that shows that Swift was actually mis-attributing this quote to Couric, when it was actually said by Madeleine Albright.

Taylor swift didn't make that term up. In fact, she was even quoting Madeline Albright when she said it. She's basically the Shia LeBuef of feminism.

Hahaha oh nooooo the end is nigh, bikini bridge is the ultimate weapon aargbblargh my hemp diva cup has turned inside out hhiiisssssssss arrrrrgggh i'm melting.

Couldn't they have come up with a better name for their plan?

IT'S SO WEIRD THAT THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT FEMINISM

This is literally, the stupidest idea I have ever heard of.

Well, thank you, Lupita. I'm dead now.