“They won’t convict him if he hasn’t found all the Horcrux!”

Looks like that may have already occurred?

That’s a nose that just cannot wait to be smashed with an elbow and changed forever.

The makeover they did on him gets me every time. I know it’s a standard tactic, but man. They thought it THROUGH, right down to forward-combing his hair.

It’s a frightening realization when you come outta the bubble.

You are a genius. 🚖

From where are they coming? Moraga? (Sorry, Moraga; I couldn’t resist....)

“They can’t stop me,” she said. “I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

You know, I thought this woman was crazy and wrong from the beginning. Then I heard the backstory, which the Stranger doesn’t even really dip into because it doesn’t fit the narrative that they want to drive with 15 sentences beginning with White Supremacy. Frankly, the Stranger staff is being a giant dick.

They don’t know each other well enough to be on a nickname basis.

I love how Donald isn’t hugging Jesus back.

I am loving this painting because between the tall Jesus and the giant furniture behind them Trump looks to be somewhere around 4 feet tall at most.

I just wish every single one of them would die at this point. I’m not proud, and I don’t give a fuck what happens next; I just want every single Trump to spontaneously combust.

He’s all wondering how that swarthy Syrian ISIS head-chopper got through customs.

Please tell me that’s a parody account.

I don’t know why at age 70 he’s basically putting a classified ad in the wackiest newspaper ever. I feel like if you haven’t managed to have a child by 70, that ship has sailed. You hear people talk about how hard it is and how exhausting it is to have a baby kid in your 40's and it’s so much harder than when you’re…

This cracks me up because Lisa Bonet had two beautiful children in her late thirties and I think one of them she may have been 40! Her husband is 12 years her junior so clearly its sperm that has a shorter shelf life than eggs! My aunt didn’t have her first of 4 children until she was in her late 30's and her husband…

I would apply. But I would have to be financial and healthcare POA. I would also need 5 million up front either in cash or assets, and then a 8 million dollar bonus if I pop out the kid. But then again I’m black, so he probably wouldn’t be feeling it.