When it starts to bog down, just skip all the Perrin chapters, like Jordan/Sanderson should have.

To be fair, the irrelevant comment was originally a link to a super-weird Ted Cruz ad.

It can be two things!

That's more like it. And here's the screenshot from today: http://tinyurl.com/jm4dluw

I'd argue that early departures have made college basketball better, not from a pure overall talent perspective, but from a parity and likelihood of tournament upsets perspective.

Fair enough, but in case you feel like being enlightened: http://tinyurl.com/hr9hevq

Wait, you're right, guess they call them the "First Four" now. Still play-in games.

Ah, but did you watch last year's Wisconsin team? That was an offensive juggernaut.

The NCAA would like to remind you that the correct nomenclature is the First Round. (But really, we all know they're play-in games).

Hey, now, one doesn't have to have a mascot in one's avatar to be a huge Wisconsin fan.

I, uh… don't know how that's relevant…

Awesome.

No! I WANNIT! IT'S MINE! I HAD IT FIRST!

You still haven't had it! HA!

Bronson Koenig made Bill Murray sad, and I loved it!

BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBS tends to get the obvious blowouts for some reason.

Ah, so they looked at the boss button and thought "we could be making money off of this, too!"

They have ads on the boss button now? It used to be just fake spreadsheets…

Ellis.