No rabbits in (at the least the first book of) the Rabbit series, except the main character, who is a man but is called Rabbit.

Smoked salmon infused vodka (which is what they make, among other things) isn't terrible. Salmon infused just sounds gross.

But I (probably) would pay off debt!

Seriously, this little fan community might well be my fifth story.

Yep, already spending major amounts of time at J!=-Archive, I'll add the Final Wager to the rotation.

I don't think we're talking about the same thing…

Last year's test. Turns out I don't have to take this year's test…

I think you mean "Good for you!". Or "Ok, then."

Cavities!

Easily understood I can do, but I'm pretty low-energy. I'm going to work on it.

Ah, "getting drunk" voice it is, then!

Good point.

Anchorage! I've never flown round-trip to Seattle for less than $400 before.

Nope. I'm unemployed, he flies small planes.

So my "coaching/playing/watching sports" voice rather than my mild-mannered everyday voice, then?

What with your powers, you should be able to fix that, no?

Inferring from Arthur Chu's AVC interview, he didn't use the bounce during the audition ("One question I’ve gotten asked was whether I was the same hyper-intense, hyper-competitive person at the audition as I was on Jeopardy! And the answer is absolutely not.")

More like I was little kid, I was behind another kid, we were cutting dandelions with plastic knives, and he caught me on the backswing.

Yeah, the audition form requires 5 anecdotes.

What if it was unintentional? And with a plastic knife? And I was four?