My sister says one anecdote should be the time I got stabbed in the eye. I say that's a bit graphic for a contestant interview. Thoughts?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Vanilla strategy in the audition it is!

You've clearly never listened to the Brewers radio broadcasts. There's a cranberry farmers commercial that mentions it what seems like every 3 innings.

Got it.

Thanks!

I also got an excellent price on airfare to Seattle ($252.50 - that's an incredible deal).

So, when two people are within 2/3 of the winner, what's the right move (since the normal small wager doesn't work)?

My ABC station had to choose between Jeopardy! and Wheel. Thankfully, they chose Jeopardy!

Hey, guess what! I got an email from the Jeopardy! Contestant Search today! I've got an in-person audition in mid-February! This is what I've wanted since I was a young lad.

That and a lack of bear attacks.

Maybe give Moonrise Kingdom a shot. It's very accessible.

Alright, then, stupid Constitution requiring that the President keep Congress up to date and stupid Wilson for setting a precedent.

Hopefully he doesn't get a plurality of Republicans and we nominate someone who could be a good president.

No one can call me liberal and be right (just so you know this isn't a "fellow liberal idiot" asking this question):

And potentially a corresponding loss of support from Republicans who don't think he's a Republican at all.

I didn't know who Jerry Hall was - from the name, I thought this was MUCH bigger news than it is.

It goes:

What, really? I think Trump's ceiling is only slightly higher than his current supporters in the Republican party. There's no way he gets full Republican support - party loyalty be damned. Some lucky third party candidate will get a boost (likely the Libertarian candidate if there is one).

You know he shaved his glorious beard, right? That's where his power was!

I don't know, Millard Fillmore had a pretty funny name…