I like natural light, but the idea of people looking in creeps me out, so I have some translucent white curtains that let in light but make it difficult to see in.But if you’re high up and aren’t bothered by open blinds, go for it. If you feel someone across the way has binoculars, you could have some fun and stage a…

WOW! Ok so whatever I did, it was so bad, I’m not just grey I don’t exist anymore.

Ok Jezzies... I’m pregnant! Two months ago I got pregnant, and was so touched by everyone’s congrats, then miscarried very soon thereafter (and was touched by all condolences). Now, 2 home tests and 2 rounds of bloodwork show everything is going well, and I’m almost 5 weeks. I’m terrified and excited and honestly just…

Just went through a period of depression triggered by a breakup. I know it doesn’t help now...but it WILL pass. 

I got dumped yesterday, and it was the straw that broke the camels back: first bout of depression in three years, and just before Christmas. Humbug.

Well, I’ve been suspended/locked out of twitter for abusing trump! Boo hoo...also nine days out from knee replacement surgery and white knuckling since I didn’t know when I could refill my oxycontin. Hope all are doing well and staying warm & dry* & happy...

I’d hire him!

I've never been jealous of a goose before. 

Freshly showered parrot in a Santa outfit, just because.

This is NOT funny. ANYONE who laughs at this is terrible. But I present without other comment a goose tripping balls after snacking on some prescription drugs that were ditched at a park:

Xmas tree nails. Also, the glitter polish I used for “ornaments” on my tree is scented, like hard candy. It still smells hours later, even after top coat. And it's very pretty. Recommend!

Hello! I am alive! Surgery went stunningly well, the surgeon told Mr. Bells it was “routine” and that he didn’t even need to stop my heart to place the valve (!!). Waking up was an adventure, as I apparently tried to pull my own breathing tube out a couple of times, and then for the rest of the day I’d fall asleep in…

He better make another pot if he drinks the last of the coffee. OFFICE RULES.

Catita got her 18 month vaccines this week, so she’s been feeling sucky. I tried photographing her with the cat (lol I have a Cat and a cat) but she moves too fast now! Her vaccines were about two months overdue as she was ill for a while, possibly with whopping cough. I didn’t test her because it was crazy expensive…

Your cat is adorable! My cat would have attacked anyone who tried to put a tie on her. Orion is more accommodating.

Is everyone ready to celebrate Festivus tomorrow??

Well, first of all, she was 47 when she married him. So it’s not like her daughters were 8 (probably). And she wasn’t very maternal, yet had two kids. Maybe she didn’t really want to have kids, but “that’s what everyone does,” and she had them grudgingly. Hell, we’re STILL putting this pressure on people, and it’s 50…

On the one hand, it’s shitty that this lady dumped her kids off so that she could have an ideal life with her new husband, unencumbered by two people who needed her.

Better, “President Trump and Pence found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in their tracheas”.

A Christmas miracle would be the breaking news CNN chyron “President Trump found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in his trachea”. I would burn down my Christmas tree for it, if there was a God that could thus be moved.